PUTIN AND TRUMP SAVE THE UNIVERSE
The girl with the Golden hair noticed:
"But you are mortal, and even your billions cannot restore your youth!"
Trump sighed heavily and noticed:
Yeah that's what I miss... Although I am old in body only, but the soul is always young!
Putin is interested asked:
- Can you get your youth back?
The girls replied in unison:
- You can, of course, ' Beauty replied in unison. - But of course not for nothing!
The tramp smiled, rubbed his precious arms plush seats and asked:
- And in return? Our souls?
The girls laughed louder. Suddenly there was a cool fancy car, beauties sat on it. And a thunderous voice sounded:
- Do you have any of them? You politicians-cunning, mean, unscrupulous!
Putin shook his head and said on duty:
- We are not for a policy of double standards!
The girls replied in unison:
- And if we don't know all of your dirty political jota and intrigue! Do not try to deceive us, we just need people like you!
There was a pause. Putin shivered. He is now entirely in the hands of some strange, maybe alien gang. They may well put it together with trump in a vacuum. And this is just not desirable. Now, for sure, their disappearance with trump has caused panic around the world. You have to turn around and out.
As in his time, when Sobchak got confused in crime, Putin himself was on the verge of interrupting his career, one managed to turn around and get to the top. To rise so high that Vladimir Vladimirovich didn't dare to dream at all. But hanging on the edge...
Here too will turn out. And Putin with a captivating smile said:
- We are at your service!
The girl was amused and, Baring her teeth, said:
- Well, that's business talk! Our capabilities are great ... we have mastered the secrets of organic and can suppress you eternal youth and infinite happiness, but...
And again a pause... Putin was silent, and more impatient trump asked in surprise:
"But if you are so powerful, what can two old men give you?"
The girls replied in unison:
We're really strong, and our civilization conquered the galaxies while you earthlings were still climbing trees. But we have our weaknesses... which we'd better not mention, as you don't have to know. However, you will help us, and in return you will receive bodies that will not age, and even kill you will be almost impossible!
The President of the United States trump whistled:
Wow! This is really a prize for which you can work hard! I'm not interested in why you need us. I'm wondering what is the guarantee that our bodies won't age then? The billionaire winked and added. I know you! Then you say-sorry, they say, it happened!
Girls have grown a bit in size. Their beauty is dazzling. Nebozhitelnitsa replied in unison:
- We never cheat! Said done! Your bodies will be virtually invulnerable, with full regeneration, and you can live almost indefinitely. Stem cells will divide, and renew in eternity, as a mechanism of the cycle in nature. As part of the energy you take from the stars and space...- the Girl winked slyly and added. But to kill you though difficult, but still possible, like us. However, old age in such a body will never come. Plus some superpowers. You can enjoy eternal life and power on planet Earth.
Trump sincerely noticed:
"Then I would prefer to rule the planet alone, without my colleague!"
Girl-the demiurge laughed and said:
- We can create it for you on a single planet the size of Jupiter, and with a population of a trillion beautiful, eternally young and obedient subjects. Is that okay?
Putin said skeptically:
- The size of Jupiter? But we'll be flattened by gravity.
All three girls chirped in chorus:
- The density of the planet will be less, and the gravity is similar to the earth. We can do a lot of things!
Putin wanted to clarify:
- And if we still refuse such a flattering offer.
Three girls merged in one. My beautiful hair became a fiery red, and stinging. Then the female instantly grew. Both presidents became small and appeared at it on a palm.
The girl thundered.:
- Do you have a choice?
Trump grunted and poked Putin in the shoulder:
- You know Vova, it seems that we really have no choice. All the more immortality this...
Girl according to nodded her:
- No! Your bodies are already virtually dead, and the soul, we can send to cybernetic hell. Where terrible nightmares await her. So either eternity in hell or eternity in an immortal, eternally young body - by choice. Power over the people, or subjects created by us!