Saint Oswald
Saint Oswald, Copyright © 2020 by Jay Bonansinga
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PART I:
Body Count
“There’s nothing glorious in dying. Anybody can do it.”
- Johnny Rotten
1.
Oswald Leonardo Means pulls up in front of Northwestern Memorial Hospital at a quarter to 1, woozy from smoking an entire bowl of skunkweed en route. The doctor needs to talk to him, and when doctors say they need to talk, it’s rarely a good sign. It’s never, “Hey, your tests have come back negative and your cholesterol is normal and you happen to be our one-millionth patient so you can tear up the bill! Go have a cocktail on us!”
He parks the Chevy S-10 at a meter on Huron, climbs out, and secures the canvas flap over the bed.
The truck is Oswald’s branch office, the cargo bed stocked with a road case full of provisions. He has enough iron and ammo back there to wage a small insurrection. He also has some cash, an old bullet-proof Kevlar vest, a few stolen credit cards, a change of clothes, a couple of fake IDs, and enough canned goods to survive a nuclear apocalypse. He turns and staggers across the sidewalk.
At nearly 275 pounds, Oswald walks with the wounded gait of a behemoth, his Wolverine boots shaking the earth. A full-blooded Winnebago, he has skin the color of weak coffee, and a huge, square, handsome head. His XXL chambray shirt is soaked through with the perspiration of forgotten fever dreams. His thatch of coal-black hair dangles in his face. For years, he has held his shit together in a field not known for its healthy working conditions or generous retirement packages. He has managed to survive and remain firmly entrenched in the middle echelon of his profession. But recently, with the news of Matilda’s illness and imminent demise, he has let himself go. He has medicated himself, turned inward, and gotten sloppy. In other words, he’s a hot mess.
He crosses the lobby, ignoring the shrill voice of the desk nurse calling out for him to check in first before he goes up to Oncology.
In the elevator, he takes deep breaths, girding himself for what he’s about to hear. Still dazed from the cheap dope and the harsh Chicago sun, he lets his senses adjust to the hermetically sealed, disinfected world of the medical center, and he focuses his thoughts on presenting himself well to the physician. Oswald clings to the old superstitions. He will never put a hat on a chair, never light three cigarettes with the same match, never ride a horse named Firecracker, and never play cards against a man named Doc. He also believes with all his heart and soul that if he’s polite and deferential to the arrogant little prick that runs the cancer ward, God will bestow Oswald with good news.
“Mr. Smith,” a voice greets Oswald the moment he steps off the elevator.
The overhead light blazes a uniform fluorescence like a halo around the well-groomed young medico leaning against the nurses’ counter. He looks like a game-show host in his white lab coat,