Gulliver And The Barehoe Vicomtess

   Any people can win the conflict, but only the Russians can win the war, so they do not seek to gain material gains for themselves!
   The fireworks of war is a holiday for all but cowards, and universal mourning, except for the last fools!
   Most often, it is the direct convolutions that are confused!
   And they get out of trouble, convolutions, clearly laid out on the shelves!
   He scratches his tongue a lot, the one whose head itches from emptiness!
   The best investment in the coffins of your opponents, although it is never direct!
   The army does not produce anything, but more than pays off the investment under a bold ruler!
   When a man wins, the consequence is death and humiliation! When a woman is life and pleasure!
   Women spend more on their victories than all the armies of the world, but they take indemnity from the vanquished, which is given with much more willingness!
   A woman, unlike an army without uniforms, wins faster!
   Unlike men, for a woman, real victory is achieved after surrender!
   In a war, like in cards, you need to be able to fight back, and unlike them, you need to save the lead, and pass it on to the enemy!
   War is poker, just peeping a card is not a scam, but a feat of a scout!
   To fight without cunning is like sipping soup without a spoon, but for some reason hypocrites only discuss the latter!
   Dashing men fight - separate them faster! If women fight - better not fight!
   In war, everything is cooler than in civilian life, except for the sloping forehead of the boss!
   Strength without good, raises civilization like a hanged noose!
   Without repulsing someone else's face, you can't eat your own!
   Donkey is always beaten, but they kill only when he ceases to be useful!
   The brave kills the enemy, the coward - the slave!
   Initiative in war is expensive, especially to an enemy accustomed to cheap templates!
   For beings of a lower order, sometimes their own negative experience is more useful than any positive instruction!
   Daily bread is watered with their sweat, and festive bread with the blood of their enemies!
   When a politician grinds a lot with his tongue: it turns out not flour, but flour!
   When the ruler talks a lot, the dough may turn out fluffy, but it quickly goes rotten!
 
   The callous heart of the ruler, the whole country is able to put on crackers!
   Politics differs from mathematics in that in mathematics it is impossible to divide by zero, but in politics solid zeros divide!
   The politician is a brilliant mathematician, but only in one action - subtraction!
   You can talk about everything, and condemn only what benefits!
   A conversation without meaning is chatter, a conversation with meaning is a controversy, a conversation with benefit is a lesson, and the greatest profit comes from silence to the point!
   Only a small mind takes up a lot!
   Two are better than one, but not if they are dead comrades!
   Blessed is the one who believes, and the one who does not believe in doubly good, so he has confidence in his own strength and mind!
   It's bad when there are no brakes, it's even worse when you slow down!
   No, the devil is terrible how they paint him, but the worst of all is the sketch of an angel performed by a muffin!
   Animals live in the forest - and brutalized people turn everything into a thicket!
   In the kingdom of the beast - only roosters and parrots, and the eagles were transferred to the feather bed!
   Good design with a delay, become obsolete, a good person, being late, will become hated!
   Death in battle gives rise to a pair of courage and stupidity, if at the same time an alliance is concluded with wisdom, then there will be a victorious life!
   Everything lends itself to disguise, except for your own stupidity!
   Everything lends itself to exposure, except for someone else's mind, which you yourself live!
   Red speech, the best remedy for shedding red blood!
   The hardest metal is the soft lead from which bullets are cast!
   The most dangerous lead is not the one in the bullets, but if it floods the brain!
   The best thing in the world is that you can never say - it can't be worse!
   What is bad in the world, just right in the war, and after the victory it doesn"t get better!
   Mercy in war, unlike a public girl, costs more, but cannot give satisfaction!
   Only a person truly exalted in spirit is not shy about mercy to the fallen!